Thursday, May 27, 2010

im her shes not!

occasionally i like to share the occasional work story. this story is a work story in a work story. so i guess i am really just telling a parable.

yesterday at a work meeting we were discussing the recent sexual harassment seminar some of the students put on to make the other students aware of sexual harassment. so the seminar was during class. upon finding this out and seeings that i didnt have to teach i got the hell out and went and watched tv on my computer. duh. anyway, my coworker was like natali how come you just left. and i was like duh. she was like i thought we had to stay. and i said next time you ever find yourself in that situation say hells no and go watch tvs on your computer. duh.

anyway she realized i was right. but the best part was the conversation that happened DURING the seminar (about sexual harassment)

student in charge: so you should come sign this i wont bite
other student: unless you want him to
student in charge: oh yeah then i would totally bite (wink or something)
other student: i bet he is good at it, yeah baby (what not)

(something else sexual was said but i wasnt there this is all hearsay)

moving onto more important matters i decided i would try to eat a veggie dog everyday this summer. this is day three. upon telling bry my seasonal dietary goals he said:

Bryton: I think you'd get sick of them after four days
me: i think i got sick of them after the thought

we were both right really.

Sunday, May 09, 2010

up and down dates

in recent news i went camping. its really impressive if you have ever met me or know anything about me. whats even more impressive is that my friend matt was eating dinner and he said do you want to go camping tonight and i said yes (see how spontaneous i can be). and then i actually went (and dependable). and i didnt complain the whole time (such a trooper). and i have sent him like three texts saying remember what a good camper i was?(he probably mostly remembers how he had to do everything for me including zipping up my sleeping bag, telling me stories to get me to sleep, and how he had to do everything that involved "set up" or "take down"). so i sort of think at this point he is regretting the whole thing.