this is the art work that is hanging in my office. there are two other similarly ugly pictures as well. i dislike bad blue italian themed art more than you would probably expect. we hired a new receptionist named natalie. so thats confusing. my boss told me he was going to call her natalie one. which i thought was strange. i had worked there longer so it seemed like i would naturally be natali one. also i am probably seven years older. so logically i thought i should be natalie one. but no i am natali two. do i look like a natali two? today my boss asked if natali two was confusing and said maybe we will call the receptionist natalie engaged and me natali single. and then he asked if i would cry everytime someone said my nickname.
probably not.
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yeah, that painting is ugly. why did you call it blue, though? it seems multi-colored to me
because of the matting and the ocean. and because of the mood i feel when i look at it.
Wait, isn't your boss a lawyer? Way to practice diplomacy douchebag.
you don't mind if I just called your boss a "douchebag" do you?
diplomacy? i think you are thinking of a different profession...
your name doesn't have an E on the end? great. now i have to return your embroidered pillow. i hate doing that to you.
please sometimes i spell my name wrong. true story. can i have my pillow now? i hope it has a picture of you on it....
I like the painting in your apartment much better. Your office painting is bad-grandma. In your apartment, it's good-grandma.
maybe its just good-hotel
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