Monday, January 15, 2007
another childhood dream dashed
so today on the way to work i really really wanted a diet coke. i am not sure i can practice law without it. so at will's pit stop i picked up a Tab because i figured it was made by coke, had caffeine and aspartame and came in a stripy pink can which meet almost all my requirements for a good beverage. also as a young child i totally wanted to drink Tab so bad but i knew i had to wait until i grew up because my mom was an orthodox mormon. so i figured today was as good a day as any to finally try it. anyway. my mom was right, tab is wrong just not in the way she thinks. mostly because its like the grossest drink ever. it tastes a little like caramelized nails (the metal kind not the fingernail kind).
i should have taken that diet pepsi.