Tuesday, May 27, 2008

i dont want to talk about trees anymore

i think i tend to whine and be on the needy side of emotional. i also like to think most people dont know this besides a handful of selected friends and my immediate family. my cousins probably have their suspicions.

anyway, sometimes i get extra whiny and emotional. possibly based on the lunar cycle. i find that someone telling me i am pretty (and if convenient a nice head pat) makes me feel better. however, who best to do to this? clearly not my mom whom although full of unconditional love is not full of unconditional compliments. and it had to be someone on google chat because i am out of minutes. so obviously i turn to my best friend bexy who is very patient and reassuring and whom i have horded enough of her possessions that she wouldnt dare not answer my phone calls. or in this case my google chat.

so bexy had her hands full today. i estimate at least 75 minutes of me saying "im fugly*" "my body is too flat and compact" and "no man in the world could possibly be attracted to me." she did her best to cheer me up by perving on me over IM (and doing an excellent job) when my forced compliment conversation with bexy (and just when i was about to move on to my personality flaws) was interrupted by a man (a seventy-year-old man) who works in my office. he walked by and did a double take. then he proceeded to tell me how much he liked my new hair cut and color. for a long time. so long i am going to start looking over my shoulder when i walk to my car.

what can i say it felt good.

also my landlord likes my hair. i know because i accidentally sent him pictures of it and he responded that he liked my new do and wanted to know if i could re-sign my lease.

i said yes.

*im not sure if the word fugly was used. but i thought it. and i like to say it. so maybe i did.

12 comments:

becky said...

i will perv on your sexy ass any day

brian said...

i think your haircut is pretty . . . awesome.

Cicada said...

I'm pretty much in constant fear of sending the wrong email to the wrong person.

And I like the pictures I've seen of your hair.

Anonymous said...

i call B.S., Nat. You know you're very pretty!

Cicada said...

I keep thinking about your minutes. It's basically been about 5 years since I've heard someone complaining about running out of minutes. How do you do it? Who are you talking to on your phone and how much that you're using all your minutes? I must know.

bud g chord said...

my phone battery has a life of 5 minutes talking time, which helps on never going over minutes.

p.s. my phone hasn't died in months.

natali said...

oh just becky. but we talk a lot.

natali said...

i have done it. i blocked anonymous posters. i just think the least you can do is make up a name if you are putting a shower cam in my apartment or calling me out on my BS.

B. said...

I think there have been occasions I've referred to you as purdy.

natali said...

also. since i have gone so far as to block anonymous posters i would like to go further and tell you HOW to comment. first of all tell me i am pretty dont tell me i know i am pretty.

i think this is how communism started.

natali said...

oh thanks b. how nice of you to say that. i accept purdy since it is a variation of pretty.

Nelka said...

Please tell me the 70 yr old was mike. Or wait, don't. That would bring back bad memories.